GEORGE LOPEZ: “TRUMP CAN KISS MY ASS, I’M MOVING AND I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHERE I’M GOING”

George Lopez remains to be indignant concerning the final result of the presidential election.

The comic grew to become vulgar when he was requested what he thinks about celebrities like Oprah and Dave Chappelle saying they are going to give Donald Trump an opportunity.

I’ll give him an opportunity to suck my ass,” Lopez stated. “Listen man, I’m in escrow so don’t fear about my residential standing. I’m already in escrow, motherfucker. And I’m not going to inform you the place I’m going to go as a result of it’ll drive up actual property costs ’trigger by the tip of the yr nobody’s gonna wanna be right here.”

In reality, information of Trump’s victory despatched many voters, together with standup Mike Birbiglia, straight to their computer systems.

“We were all Googling ‘What do you do when someone who talks like a dictator takes over your country?’” Birbiglia joked. “And all the results were in Korean.”

Will America handle with Trump as chief government? “That’s a difficult question to answer,” mused Oliver, host of HBO’s “Last Week Tonight.”

But in its favor, he proposed, is the truth that America is “a defiant nation.” As an instance of its nationwide defiance, he reported that throughout the devastating monetary disaster of 2009, Americans spent $310 million on Halloween costumes — for his or her pets.

Hasan Minhaj, a senior correspondent for Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show,” is American-born to Muslim mother and father who initially got here from India.