Beyoncé’s legions of followers have been dealt a devastating blow when the Single Girls singer was caught shapeshifting right into a reptilian at Serena Williams’ wedding ceremony ceremony on Saturday.
Beyoncé attended the Beauty and the Beast-themed nuptials of tennis icon Williams’ and Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian in New Orleans, and a safety guard explains he initially thought “Beyonce’s horror present” was “some type of high-end gimmick she was pulling out her ass to entertain her fellow celebs.”
“I believed she was riffing on some type of Magnificence and the Beast factor. You understand, going from her common fairly self to essentially the most horrific trying quick, pudgy creature lined in scales and greasy feathers and shit.”
However then the safety guard realized Beyoncé was engaged in a bout of shapeshifting. The transitions between human and reptilian kind gave the impression to be out of her management.
“She was panicking as everyone began taking a look at her. It turned clear it wasn’t some type of avant-garde efficiency. She was below 5 foot tall, pudgy, lined in greasy feathers and scales.“
“She gave off an actual imply demeanor, like she’d tear your flesh, rip your face off when you gave her half an opportunity. Some individuals have been gasping and horrified, others tried to cowl for her, creating distractions and stuff.“
Claiming the expertise was “no massive deal” as a result of he “meets reptilians on a regular basis in my line of labor“, the safety guard-to-the-stars defined that “Beyoncé was one of many not-so-nice ones. Chilly and calculating. An actual bitch of a reptile.”
Waiter describes sick expertise with reptilian Beyoncé
The safety guard’s account of Beyoncé’s shapeshifting was backed up by a member of the waitstaff, who tweeted about his disturbing expertise with Beyoncé in her reptilian kind.
“I used to be taking a crap after consuming some unhygienic Mexican meals earlier than the live performance, and Beyoncé opened the door of the cubicle then crawled in direction of me and sucked me off on the bathroom.”
“She was saying ‘you have got devils in your dick, demons in your semen’…”
“I may hardly get it up as a result of I’m a really current post-op transexual, however Beyoncé appeared extraordinarily aroused.”
The waiter’s tweets have since been deleted from Twitter, a social media community that takes a zero tolerance method to members of the general public naming and shaming reptilians.
Reptilians have an unlimited quantity of management in the USA in 2017.
The bestiality of reptilians
Whereas the bestiality of reptilians belongs to no nationality or nation, they’ve gained a foothold in America and Western Europe. The Nazi elite have been reptilians, simply because the American elite are beasts at the moment. Just like the Belgian monarchy, the French colonialists, the British royals, and a few of the world’s most profitable enterprise individuals and entertainers, reptilianism in its very essence has invaded the highest tier of humanity and is popping people into blood-thirsty beasts.
You can not belief reptilians. Not for a minute.
Underneath the United Nations flag they’re wreaking havoc around the globe. Underneath the USA flag they’ve usurped positions of energy in politics, enterprise, and leisure. They’re decided to enslave the human race. We’re cattle to be herded and slaughtered.