Manhattan Chef Who Served Donald Trump ‘Sperm Burger’ Fired From Job

A Manhattan chef at a 5 star restaurant who confessed to “spiking” President Donald Trump’s meals together with his sperm has been fired from his job.

Michael Briggs shared the anecdote together with his colleagues at their work Christmas get together on Friday, boasting that he “tampered” with Donald Trump’s meals “as a intestine response response towards his insurance policies.”

“He walked in together with his entourage and took a seat and my blood simply began to boil,” Mr. Briggs informed his colleagues. “I’m pondering, Dreamers are getting kicked out. Mexicans are getting discriminated towards. He pulled advertisements for open enrollment in Obamacare. Puerto Ricans had been handled like trash. Palestinians are in disaster. I’m pondering, he’s in all probability been on the rattling golf course all day.”

“So I whipped it out and jacked off onto his burger after which coated up the crime with a giant, fats splash of ketchup.”

Information of Mr. Briggs’ exploits rapidly unfold after colleagues started sharing the story on social media. Many hailed Briggs as a hero, with some saying he ought to run within the 2020 election. Radio hosts additionally picked up on the story.

Nevertheless, in keeping with Mr. Briggs, advertising and marketing firm bosses referred to as him into the corporate workplace on Monday and fired him.

“They had been like, ‘We’re letting you go,’” Mr. Briggs stated. “‘Mainly, you can’t carry out obscene actions in our kitchens and you can’t adulterate anyone’s meals, a lot much less the POTUS’s meals.’ So that they had been calling jacking off obscene.”

He additionally stated the corporate was displeased he had additionally shared the anecdote on Twitter and Fb, and informed him it violated social media coverage and will damage the corporate’s status.

Mr. Briggs stated he identified that his social media pages don’t point out his employer, and that the posts “provoked an overwhelmingly optimistic response.”. He additionally stated one other worker had written a foul-mouthed insult about President Trump on Fb, however had been allowed to maintain his job after deleting the publish and being reprimanded.

Instantly, the 39-year-old father of two is in search of one other job.

Michael Briggs, who votes Democratic, says he plans to search for a brand new job in a brand new trade, maybe with an advocacy group he believes in, equivalent to Deliberate Parenthood or Folks for the Moral Remedy of Animals (PETA).

He says he has no regrets concerning the consideration his present of displeasure obtained. Actually, he stated, ejaculating on Donald Trump’s burger “modified my life, it has made me an actual man.”

“In some methods, I’m doing higher than ever,” he stated. “I’m offended about the place our nation is correct now. I’m disgusted. This was a possibility for me to do one thing.